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Søndagslinker: Halloweenutgaven

Halloween dere. For en guffen amerikansk tradisjon vi har tatt inn over oss. Men jeg har gjort min del. Jeg har skremt en seksåring så mye at han begynte å gråte, når jeg hoppet ut av en boks. Og jeg har gitt ut godterier. Jeg er et godt menneske jeg vet.
Men her har de […]


Ja jeg er i finalen. Jeg leter etter et slogan som er lett å huske så jeg får stemmer. Ikke lett.
Jeg konkurrerer mot ei lita gammel dame fra Grünerløkka. Og ei blond ei i Taiwan som jeg mistenker kommer til å jukse i denne konkurransen ved å få masse kinesere til å stemme på […]

Emo og du vet det….

Mihoe hadde et datehælvete innlegg om en emo kar for litt siden. Og det fikk meg til å tenke på hvor mye vi vanlige menn, hater denne særegne arten av homo homo homo homo homo sapiens.
For hvem av oss har ikke møtt eksen sin med han nye kjæresten, og han er en sånn fyr […]

Så har jeg blitt menneske jeg å

Jeg vokste opp i et hjem der trening ble ganske uglesett. Fysisk fostring sto aldri på noen dagsorden. Men jeg ble sendt ut for å leke.
Jeg tror forrige gang min far løp, var når den svenske Baron Von Rosen og ”babies of Biafra” skavdronen hans. Fant det for godt å angripe norske skip i […]

Nå kan alle bli stygge. Nanny Mcphee style! Ganske underholdene. Jeg prøvde med Sylivia ”moonface” Brustad sitt bilde og det ble sånn. (Jada det var ikke snilt og sånt, man skal ikke tulle med de tilbakestående.)
Men Jesus kan man tulle med. Og det er faktisk helt LOL!
Er du en stalker som kunne tenke deg […]

Ja nok en *Directors Cut*. Psykologien bak promping er fra 30 september 2005. Oi, er det over et år siden allerede… Den har blitt stjålet 2 ganger av fantasiløse mennesker, og lagt ut på forumer og en myspace side. Nå blir den lagt ut her, for at jeg er fantasiløs…

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Jeg var en veldig kort […]

Hyper wank device!

Boku No sexual harassment Corbrator! Han på esken ser ikke ut som han koser seg så veldig, så jeg vet ikke jeg. Men siden det er en Hyper wank device så kanskje den kunne hjulpet sexlivet mitt.

For dere som ikke vil hjelpe sexlivet med wank devicer. Så hva med å kontakte Seth, (vent til […]

Burde handlet om noe….

Jeg tror det er ganske ok å være skallet, ha liten tiss og være impotent. Bare tenk på all den relevante mailen man få à gitt.
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Ja Døving, du bør ikke være så sur i det hele tatt.
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Hvis jeg var instruktør på et sinnemestringskurs som startet klokka 19.00, så ville jeg møtt opp klokka 19.20 […]

død elle’?

Siden jeg var lei av å ha såpass mye sex som jeg hadde så har jeg klipt meg. Ja fra å ha en laid back kul halvlang sveis. Så har jeg fått meg en kort lesbisksveis. Ja dere vet maskinkort bak og på sidene og litt hår på toppen. Men det kostet meg bare […]

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