Sir Ian McKellen sier til Vanity Fair at det ikke er noen sex i Middle Earth. Og det er like greit for da hadde det vært folk med hobbitfetisjer der og det hadde fort blitt ekkelt.

Does Gandalf know where all the gay bars are in Middle Earth?

[Thunderous laughter.] Of course not! Gandalf is 7,000 years old. There’s no sex in Middle Earth.

Are you sure? There’s some fan fiction on the Internet that would beg to differ.

Tolkien was the only authority on that world, and I don’t think he was very interested in sex, at least not with the evidence of Lord of the Rings. Other people can read into it what they like or what they can. But I don’t really see it. Although I have heard speculation that Sam and Frodo might be an item, but I don’t think Tolkien really saw it that way. I don’t think Peter Jackson does either.

Ja hva kan man si annet enn at boka var kjedelig og filmene verre. Randal Graves fra Clerks2 sier det best:

Those fuckin’ hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.

La oss se hele den scenen faktisk.

Tags: Clerks2, homo, Kevin Smith, LOTR, Middle Earth, sex, Sir Ian McKellen, Vanity Fair