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gammel

Så langt, er dette det eldste jeg har vært…
Nå som jeg er gammel og vis blitt. Så vil jeg dele noe av visdommen min med dere.
Tenner du et bål for en person, så holder den seg varm for den kvelden. Men tenner du på han, så er han varm resten av livet.
Eksempel på at […]

Menn er helt ok egentlig.

Jeg er egentlig ikke noe fan av uteliv. Jeg har det rett og slett sjeldent morsomt nok til at det svarer seg økonomisk. Men likevel så ender jeg jo ute.
Hvorfor er jo et spørsmål. Men når man allerede har drukket litt. Funnet ut at det nok ikke blir noe på meg på vorspielet. […]

Bjørnepuler

Jeg skal snart flytte. Jeg driver og planlegger det nå faktisk. Stua mi er full av esker. Jeg har pratet med flyttemenner. Jeg er utslitt 24 timer i døgnet. Jeg misliker sterkt jobben min, og jeg har en avtale med en interiørarkitekt-dame.
Håpet mitt var å ligge meg til å få henne til å tegne […]

Emailbæsj

Jeg har vært en sliten mann i desember. Jeg har faktisk måtte jobbe for lønna mi. Ja jeg vet. Det er jo en vederstyggelighet. Jeg trodde at jeg og de som betaler lønna mi hadde en grei avtale. Jeg sitter hele dagen og leser blogger på internett, de plager meg bare når det er […]

møkkamann

Folk som ikke kjenner meg så godt, tror jeg anser meg som en ganske stille og hyggelig person. Og folk blir hele tiden overrasket når det viser seg at jeg er en uforbederlig smartass…
Jeg biter meg stort sett i tunga og holder kommentarer til meg selv når jeg er rundt mennesker jeg ikke kjenner […]

Pinlige låter

Som dere alle vet så skriver jeg denne bloggen bare for å få sex med blogg-groupies. Og de er det ikke få av. Det kan jeg bare si. Det er en lang kø av groupies som ikke har andre ønsker om å tilfredsstille meg og min litt mindre enn normale penis.
Dette gjør jeg […]

Dusje

Jeg liker å dusje. I går for eksempel så dusjet jeg 3 ganger. Nå tenker selvfølgelig noen av dere griser der ute at jeg må gjøre det for at jeg leker med Frodo hele tiden. Men det er ikke sånn
Nå lurer dere på hvorfor jeg kaller penisen min Frodo. Men det er sånn at […]

Jeg hater spørsmålet ”så hvordan har helga di vært da?” det blir et så sykt press på å ha bra helger. Mine helger er nesten aldri så bra at jeg vil skryte av de på søndag kveld eller mandags morgen.
Helgene er i ferd med å utvikle seg til nyttårsaftener. Nyttårsaften er jo den tristeste […]

Så har jeg blitt menneske jeg å

Jeg vokste opp i et hjem der trening ble ganske uglesett. Fysisk fostring sto aldri på noen dagsorden. Men jeg ble sendt ut for å leke.
Jeg tror forrige gang min far løp, var når den svenske Baron Von Rosen og ”babies of Biafra” skavdronen hans. Fant det for godt å angripe norske skip i […]

Magisk penis

Jeg møtte igjen ei fra fortiden min her om dagen. Ei som betydde ganske mye for meg, en kort stund.
Og hun var blitt utrolig stygg. Feit og ekkel, og jammen hadde hun ikke en feit og ekkel mann med seg også. Sammen hadde de lagd en feit og ekkel unge. Tingen var at […]

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